LIFESTYLE CLOTHING
Cortex Cannibal Apparel - Coming Soon
Wear the Rebeliion.
Every piece of Cortex Cannibal gear is designed for thinkers, grinders, and outliers.
Built to represent the movement — where science meets instinct, and style fuels discipline.
From neural-coded hoodies to adaptogenic tees, this is biohacker fashion for the modern mind.
- “Wear the Frequency — Apparel for the Wired & the Woke.”
BIOHACKER BODY RESET
Metabolic Recode for Real Humans - Coming Soon
Forget crash diets — this is metabolic intelligence.
The Biohacker Body Reset collection fuses movement, mindset, and bio-optimization gear to help you realign with your biology.
From adaptogen-infused tumblers and anti-stress yoga mats to daily affirmation journals, every piece is designed to support nervous-system balance and sustainable energy.
No guilt. No extremes. Just ritual tools for humans ready to evolve.
Adaptogen-Infused Gear – daily tools that reinforce focus, grounding, and recovery.
Functional Aesthetic – black-on-acid-green design that fuses fashion and neuroscience.
Mind–Body Rituals – curated systems to reset, reflect, and rebuild.
NEURO-BODY OPTIMIZATION
NOOTROPIC & ADAPTOGEN FUEL SYSTEM - Coming soon.
Fuel Your Brain. Calm Your System. Command Your Energy.
Cortex Cannibal adaptogenic tea lineup — Clarity Fuel, Gut Reset, Neuro Calm, and Fall Flow — representing the balance of nootropics, adaptogens, and functional botanicals for brain–body optimization
Clarity Fuel – Brain-boosting blend for clean energy and sharper focus.
Gut Reset – Restorative probiotic herbs to support digestion and mood balance.
Neuro Calm – Stress-regulating adaptogens for deep recovery and neural repair.
Fall Flow – Nighttime ritual tea to enhance glymphatic detox and REM rhythm.
HOLISTIC NUTRITION PLANS
Precision Nutrition Meets Functional Medicine - Coming Soon
Food is information — and your biology is listening.
These customized nutrition plans fuse clinical insight with modern biohacking, helping you rebuild from the gut outward.
Each plan is crafted around your biomarkers, metabolism, and stress response to restore equilibrium across your gut–brain axis.
This isn’t about dieting — it’s about designing your fuel system.
Functional Diagnostics – analysis-driven nutrition tailored to your unique physiology.
Adaptive Meal Plans – food protocols that evolve as your system recalibrates.
Gut–Brain Integration – align digestion, focus, and energy output through targeted nutrition.
Your Cortex Arsenal Is Loading
You’ve seen the lifestyle clothing, the nootropic & adaptogen teas, the metabolic recode gear, and the precision nutrition plans. This isn’t another “health phase” — it’s a complete gut–brain, body, and mindset reset built for humans who are done negotiating with burnout.
Apparel
Wear the rebellion.Biohacker-grade hoodies, tees, and lifestyle gear that make your nervous system the dress code.
- Neural-coded designs for the wired & awake
- Built for late nights, cold mornings, and heavy lifts
Neuro-Body Fuel
Nootropic & adaptogen tea system.Clarity, calm, and flow — a daily ritual stack targeting cognition, stress, and sleep via the gut–brain axis.
- Brain-boosting clarity blends
- Stress reset & sleep-support formulas
Metabolic Recode
For real humans, not robots.Shakers, journals, and ritual tools that make metabolic reset feel like a mission — not a diet.
- Habit-anchored daily reset rituals
- Built to support nervous-system balance
Nutrition Plans
Functional medicine meets food.Precision nutrition plans designed to support hormones, digestion, and energy output — especially through the midlife storm.
- Biomarker-informed recommendations
- Adapted to your nervous system & lifestyle
Early Access & Founder Perks
Join the waitlist and you’ll be first in line when Cortex Cannibal launches:
- Priority access to limited apparel and tea drops
- Founder-only launch pricing on select bundles
- Behind-the-lab emails on formulas, testing, and the build
- Invites to future Forty Era & gut–brain workshops
No spam, ever. Just brain-first updates on launch timing, product testing, and new content from the Cortex Cannibal lab. You can unsubscribe any time.
Fuel Your Evolution — Quick FAQ
What is the Cortex Cannibal Fuel System?
It’s a complete ecosystem — apparel, nootropic & adaptogen teas, metabolic reset gear, and precision nutrition plans — aimed at recalibrating the gut–brain axis, hormones, and energy output so midlife doesn’t feel like a slow crash.
Who is this made for?
For humans in the midlife pressure cooker — entrepreneurs, parents, creatives, and grinders who are done feeling wired, tired, and inflamed. If you want science-driven tools with a dark-humor edge, you’re in the right place.
How do I get notified about launch?
Hit Join the Ritual above to get on the early-access list. You’ll get launch dates, product reveals, and early content from the Cortex Cannibal blog .